The Ask Me (Almost) Anything Thread

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Last year I had some general questions for everyone, so I'll repeat them here:



Plus question number six: Pineapple on pizza?
1. Driven before me.
2. dog
3. don't actually drink. no desire too.
4. She's in front him in back.
5. Probably healer.
6. Either is fine with me. It's good but not my favorite.
 
Last year I had some general questions for everyone, so I'll repeat them here:
Some general questions for the entire forum to answer:

1. After you've crushed your enemies, which is better in life: To see them driven before you, or to hear the lamentations of their women?

2. Cats or dogs? Supposing a friend going on vacation had one of each, and asked you to take care of one of them while someone else took the other one, which one would you take?

3. It's open bar tonight, but for domestic beer and rail shots only (meaning for beer: Bud, Coors, and whatever other corporate piss you always see on TV adverts; for shots and mixed drinks: Bacardi, Smirnoff, Crown Royal, Jose Cuervo, Bombay). What are you having?

4. A wealthy married couple pays you a huge amount of money to let them spitroast you on a hotel room bed. The woman will be using a strapon, and the man will wear a condom if you ask him to. Who's in front and who's in back?

5. You and three friends are isekai'd into a magical fantasy world based on D&D. A disembodied spirit representing the dungeon master presents the four of you with four statues that will grant each of you the skills and starting equipment of one archetypal character class: Warrior, Rogue, Healer, or Mage. Being allowed to choose first among your friends, which class do you pick?

Plus question number six: Pineapple on pizza?

1: I don't get it >.>
2: Dog, my dog would eat a cat T-T
3: I'm having nothing because I will die, so I'd leave lolz (I can only have Vodka or Wine)
4: Woman - front, man - back.
5: Mage.
6: Abso-fucking-lutely!
 
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