Careful what you wish for.

[LunatheHorseLady]

<:0 that wasn't very "ice" of you to do, how cold!

Wish granted: It's a lifesize plushie, it takes up an entire room
Wish:
Gimme me cotton candy pony, I just

 

[Just-A-Lesbian]

Granted: Sure! But it rains and it dissolves because its made of candy floss.

Wish: I wish bigots didn't exist

 

[LunatheHorseLady]

Awh no D:

Wish granted: Bigots have been sent to Jupiter because they're being stupider. But, sentient mushrooms take over the local government.
Wish: The chores do themselves

 

[Kingsbounty]

Granted but they unionize and go on strike.

wish-I wish I didn't have to go to work.

 

[LunatheHorseLady]

Aye, I would pay them above-average wage, they need to feed their families too

Wish Granted: You no longer have to go to work! But the world is in shambles, there are like zombies dressed as furries everywhere, they want your brwains UWU

 

[Abashi76]

I wish I could travel through time.

 

[LunatheHorseLady]

Wish granted! You can travel through time, but one of your travels gets you stuck in prehistoric age, where dinosaurs roam, and it seems you landed when the meteorite is crash landing

Wish: I wish for an infinity amount of pizza.

 

[StarlightNova]

Granted! But it always has a topping you hate.

I wish for a soft fluffy kitten~

 

[Nocturne]

Wish granted. But it's secretly occupied by an eldritch monstrosity that feeds on people's souls.

I wish for ... chocolate.​

 

[humon]

You get convicted of a crime you did not commit and sent to prison, where Bubba feeds you his chocolate all night long.


I wish the weekend was 5 days and I only had to work for 2.

 

[Nocturne]

Very well then. You get to work two 24-hour days - that's to also say 24-hour shifts - followed by five days of rest. Enjoy your 48-hour working week.

I wish to never have to worry about money or work again.

 

[Kya]

Granted but your wish eradicates money and work, causing societal collapse and widespread chaos as people struggle to survive without structure or purpose.

I wish for the ability to speak and understand every language fluently

 

[Sparks]

Granted, but your knowledge of every language makes them completely indiscernible to your consciousness, whereas you're almost never able to respond in a language the other person understands.

I wish for my fangirl crushes to be real people.

 

[Kya]

Granted - Your fangirl crushes become real people, but they all despise their former fans.

I wish every time I snap my fingers, a delicious slice of pizza appears in front of me.

 

[humon]

You gonna die young eating so much pizza.

I wish I had never gotten the mRNA vaccine.