Hit Me with your Best Shot! (Pick up Lines)
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I literally do not have the courage to use any kind of pickup line, let alone approach someone I don't know and try to use one. But why not throw one in.
Do you like bad boys? 'Cause I'm bad. At everything. Especially math.
Do you like bad boys? 'Cause I'm bad. At everything. Especially math.
not really a pickup line, but i have done this to my partner while sitting next to them:
"did you know that the distance from here to here" *taps my hand on their shoulder to close to their neck* "is the same distance that it is from here to here?" *extends my arm and taps on their shoulder closest to their neck, then their shoulder, ending in my arm being fully around them*
it was a hit
"did you know that the distance from here to here" *taps my hand on their shoulder to close to their neck* "is the same distance that it is from here to here?" *extends my arm and taps on their shoulder closest to their neck, then their shoulder, ending in my arm being fully around them*
it was a hit
"If being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged."
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"There's something in my eye? Yeah, it's my love for you, idiot!" Cheesy, yes but that's how my bf caught me!
*Awkwardly stumbles in*
If you were a vegetable you would be a cute-cumber!
If you were a triangle, you would be an acute one!
I should complain to Spotify about you not being named this week's hottest single.
If I had a star for every time you brighten my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
If you were a vegetable you would be a cute-cumber!
If you were a triangle, you would be an acute one!
I should complain to Spotify about you not being named this week's hottest single.
If I had a star for every time you brighten my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
"Is your name 'Sharon'? Because I'd like to share you with my friends."
That one got me. Made me lurch and say, "Oooof!" Well done.
"Did you use a fake ID to come in here? Because my friend owns and island and-", oof, sorry, I can't finish that one. I need to go home.
"Did you use a fake ID to come in here? Because my friend owns and island and-", oof, sorry, I can't finish that one. I need to go home.
